Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you get to eat.

Screw political correctness.

I'm claiming my right to be a bastard.

The mega-zit on my nose (aka. Bob) has, at last, passed away.

Unfortunately, his other relatives are apparently showing up for the funeral.

To gripe about the mentality of the average Singaporean would take up much more brain-activity and energy than I would like, but everyday that passes makes me more and more disgusted with the people I reluctantly call my countrymen.

From the stupid accident-causing acts drivers go to save a buck to the blind obliviousness people have to the existence of anyone else besides themselves makes me want to commit a hitler-like genocide campaign within this tiny little island.

for the good of humanity, of course.

assholes.

on the plus side,my weekend getaway with a special someone was top-notch.. Never knew I was that limber.

I've been getting the same recurring dream almost every other nite.

Get this. The last semester of college, I'm flunking everything, and I have no more time, nor money to go for another round.

which is kinda close to how it was like for me anyways , butthatsnothepoint.

So I wake up in cold sweat, and in the moment of delirious uncertainty, I'm thinking it's really happening. Then reality kicks me in the nuts and I go, "wait a sec, I'm f-ing done with school"

my mom says she gets the same kind of dream too, and she's like 54. How screwed up is that?

I don't wanna end up old and toothless some day and still have to get the occasional impression I should be sitting in a classroom.

Now, the question is, do I feel any older and wiser as the new year approaches?

hell no!

But this ushering in of a new year marks several unique experiences in my life, for which I am thankful for. To see old friends again such as badboygene, ken, clar, diane, and the rest of the gang makes leaving others behind a little less hard. Newfound friendships, needless to say, sweeten the deal somewhat. And there's always the story of a fork and spoon.

ok so not everything has to make sense.

One resolution to keep this year remains pretty much the same as the previous ones.

Quit smoking

gene, if you're reading this, stop snickering, you sunofvabitch, this aint gonna be like 2000 all over again hahahaha

Happy New Year, all. May this new year suck less than the one before